I was driving in my car yesterday when a song that I really like came on.  It’s a really rocking song, one that makes you turn the volume up a couple of levels.  (Right now you’re probably thinking that it was Meat Loaf but it wasn’t.)  I even paused it so I could get out of the parking lot and onto the main road.  After all, nobody wants to rock while creeping around a parking lot.  So I hit the road, start the song, and start blazing along…

…and about 15 seconds later get stuck behind a truck going about 10 mph under the speed limit.  PURE FRUSTRATION.  I consider pausing the song again, but then I’ll feel like that truck won if I have to drive without my music.  So I decide to turn at the next stoplight.  As soon as possible, I get in the left turn lane, only for you-know-who to suddenly veer into the same turn lane one second later.  Thank goodness the next road had two lanes and I could finally pass and drive at the speed the song deserved…for about a good 30 seconds.

The Chief Justice Hollywood