I know a middle-aged woman who has a facebook account.   One day, out of absoulutely nowhere, she suddenly posted, “I just pooped my pants.”  A couple of friends were clearly worried and quickly responded by asking her if she was okay.  She went on to say that she ate her own booger and it tasted like chicken.  Shortly afterwards she cleared up the confusion:  She had left her computer while still logged in to facebook and her kids decided to mess with her.

We can all learn some valuable lessons here.  It goes without saying that we should all make sure to log out or suffer the consequences.  Also, if someone suddenly appears to turn into a complete idiot, chances are it probably wasn’t really that person.  I do have to give this woman credit though, she has a great sense of humor and let the messages stay on her page.  In fact, she’s probably planning some kind of revenge joke.

The Chief Justice Hollywood