Random thought for the day
I started wearing glasses at around 18 years old. I used to hate wearing them and often thought about having laser surgery to fix my eyes. But, just tonight I’ve discovered that I don’t mind wearing them anymore, and it’s all you 20/20’s out there that should envy me. I got seated in a restaurant next to a table of undesirables. So unattractive was this group of people that they became a distraction to my meal. I looked at them when I sat down and every few seconds after, I was compelled to look at them again. We even exchanged awkward eye contact a time or two and I was pretty sure that if something didn’t change, one of them was going to go all Squidbillies on me. Then the solution became clear…. or rather unclear. All I had to do was remove my glasses and they magically disappeared. I now have the power to choose what stays in focus and what doesn’t or, more importantly, what to ignore and what to pay attention to. Take that 20/20’s.
This has been another random thought by the AngryLittleMan